Charlie Sheen is only winning! because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
Chuck Norris once killed a man by blowing the wrapper off a McDonalds straw.
The short bus rides Chuck Norris.
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Top 10 Chuck Norris facts
1) As a little kid Chuck Norris had a paper route, this route is now known as the Tour De France.
2) Chuck Norris never opens a cap of whoop ass, he makes his from scratch.
3) Chuck Norris wears a tank top made from a real tank.
4) Chuck Norris can sharpen a knife with a balloon.
5) When God stubs his toe, he yell Chuck damn it!
6) Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
7) Chuck Norris does not lick his postage stamps, he looks at them and they wet themselves.
8) Handicapped parking is reserved for Chuck Norris, the picture on the sign shows what will happen if you park there.
9) Chuck Norris was never aware of the filing of Walker, Texas Ranger.
10) Once death had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris facts blog
Chuck Norris is the strongest man on earth. This blog is dedicated to all the facts about him, notice I did not say jokes, everything here is true. New jokes will be added on a daily basis.
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